Tahiti Dreamer Gifts

"I would gladly do your time for you but I have a prepaid vacation to Tahiti coming up."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Lounging by the pool

Saved...life is good!

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

Olympic Climate

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Best friends without borders.

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Running out of Gas.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Customized Personal Retreats.

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'