Theology Humor Fans Gifts

'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Honk if you Love Jesus

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

'I said, 'Roses.' Stop and smell the Roses!'

'You went and ate in the apple orchard, didn't you?'

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"Pastor Hellfire is recovering well, since he passed his brimstone."

'Who was Noah's wife?'

"And to those of you who did contribute to the church fund—our blessings."

"Oh. . . and this one, Jerimiah 19.9 'And I will make them eat the flesh or their sons and daughters'."

Jesus Fish

Noah's arc - dove brings newspaper.

Manna Helper

The First Memoir: 'Ok...it's a pretty good story Noah. But I think it needs to punched up a little to make it marketable.'

One of the disciples fools around at the Last Supper.

'What? Jesus turned water into wine for you? Why diddn't you asked for Champagne? It's more expensive.'

'We have to build an ark -- We're in for a MAJOR downsizing.'