Fan Of Humorous Theology Gifts

"Well, I made it. A little singed and smelling of smoke, but still here."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"You call this a constitution?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

Hot cross buns

The ten ammendments

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

A woman in prayer

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Excommunicate Me.

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"First, do no ham."

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Baby Bird

'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'

"Did he say 'commandments' or 'suggestions'?"

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

'There are Jews, and then there are the JEWS who-turn-the- other-cheek.'