Fan Of Humorous Theology Mugs

"Well, I made it. A little singed and smelling of smoke, but still here."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"You call this a constitution?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

Hot cross buns

The ten ammendments

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

A woman in prayer

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"Thou Shalt not Covid thy Neighbor's Wife!"

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Excommunicate Me.

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'

"First, do no ham."

Baby Bird

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'

Flight Into Egypt.

"Did he say 'commandments' or 'suggestions'?"

'There are Jews, and then there are the JEWS who-turn-the- other-cheek.'

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."