Theologist Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful yet witty gift for a theologist? Our collection combines academic passion with light-hearted humor, ideal for devout scholars or clergy. From mugs to art prints, find something that celebrates their spiritual journey with a clever twist.

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"Somehow I thought the whole thing would be a lot classier!"

"Somehow I thought the whole thing would be a lot classier!" mockup

"Somehow I thought the whole thing would be a lot classier!"

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It was the day Malcolm found God. mockup

It was the day Malcolm found God.

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"If your god wants me to believe in him, he should exist."

"If your god wants me to believe in him, he should exist." mockup

"If your god wants me to believe in him, he should exist."

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"It's not as friendly here as I thought it would be!"

"It's not as friendly here as I thought it would be!" mockup

"It's not as friendly here as I thought it would be!"

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"I know filled with the spirit, and you most certainly are not."

"I know filled with the spirit, and you most certainly are not." mockup

"I know filled with the spirit, and you most certainly are not."

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"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert." mockup

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

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"Wait a minute! - First you say, 'Lay up treasures in Heaven,' and then you say, 'You can't take it with you'!"

"Wait a minute! - First you say, 'Lay up treasures in Heaven,' and then you say, 'You can't take it with you'!" mockup

"Wait a minute! - First you say, 'Lay up treasures in Heaven,' and then you say, 'You can't take it with you'!"

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I'd like to see the look on Prof Dawkins' face!

I'd like to see the look on Prof Dawkins' face! mockup

I'd like to see the look on Prof Dawkins' face!

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Descartes' Cat - I meow, therefore I am.

Descartes' Cat - I meow, therefore I am. mockup

Descartes' Cat - I meow, therefore I am.

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Adam puts God on hold while texting. mockup

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

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"Darling, I can't start the fire. Can I throw on a couple of heretics?"

"Darling, I can't start the fire. Can I throw on a couple of heretics?" mockup

"Darling, I can't start the fire. Can I throw on a couple of heretics?"

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The Gods

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.' mockup

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.' mockup

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

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"We only got six days of funding." mockup

"We only got six days of funding."

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'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?' mockup

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

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Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'. mockup

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

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"It's OK, I'm preordained."

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"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

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"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water." mockup

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....' mockup

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

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"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything." mockup

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

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'I don't remember predetermining THAT!' mockup

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

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"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone." mockup

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

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God Sneezes Out Creation

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"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!" mockup

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

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Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth mockup

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

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'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?' mockup

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

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Moses' Tablet

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"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork." mockup

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

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Ghostwriting the Bible

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians. mockup

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

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Theologist Gifts Collection

Theologist Mugs

Discover a range of theologist-themed mugs that bring faith, humor, and daily inspiration into their morning routine.

Theologist Pillows

Find the perfect theologist-themed pillow to add a spiritual and humorous touch to their home decor.

Theologist Prints

Browse our inspiring theologist art prints, designed to elevate their space with faith and wisdom infused in every piece.

Theologist T-Shirts

Explore our unique collection of theologist-inspired t-shirts, perfect for expressing faith and wit with every wear.