Theater Geeks Gifts

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Jerusalem's Got Talent

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Taking a peek at the audience

Silly wig.

Mikado

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Bravo!"

"What the hell took so long?"

Early Colour TV

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"It's a play on words."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Comedy and tragedy masks

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

To read or not to read?

Shakespeare places his works in 'To Be' or 'Not To Be'.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Cossack dancers