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Jerusalem's Got Talent

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Mikado

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"It's a play on words."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Bravo!"

Silly wig.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"What the hell took so long?"

Early Colour TV

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Shakespeare places his works in 'To Be' or 'Not To Be'.

Cossack dancers

Comedy and tragedy masks

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'