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"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Shakespeare was bisexual

John Bunyan

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

WiFi Signals

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"What the hell took so long?"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Applause

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Jack London

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Moby Dick

A man taking a bow

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Tower Hamlets

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore