Theatre Nerd Gifts

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

John Bunyan

Shakespeare was bisexual

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

WiFi Signals

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"What the hell took so long?"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Applause

The Age of Reptiles. . .

What's an Imax cave?

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Jack London

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

A man taking a bow

Moby Dick

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Tower Hamlets

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Addicted to reading