Theatre Geek Gifts

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Friedrich Schiller

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes III (aka Dancer with the Domino)

'They're not tears. It's water displacement from the bath scene.'

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

Fred Astaire

'Well it sounded like 'my kingdom for a Norse' to me.'

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'Er...No - line dancing! Not lion dancing!'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Shakespeare was bisexual

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Applause

"What the hell took so long?"

Early Colour TV

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

A man taking a bow

Tower Hamlets

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Scarpia's Palace

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Knickerless Cage.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

A pretention of playwrights

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Midsummer Night's Dream