Drama Geek Gifts

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

John Osborne

I don't trust that guy.

"Well, his Major-General was pretty bad..."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Shakespeare was bisexual

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Falstaff

"The Eggsorcist"

"What the hell took so long?"

Theatre Crowd

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Early Colour TV

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"True crime meets reality TV"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.