Theater-loving Techie Gifts

Six Characters in search of an outlet.

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"It's a play on words."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Bravo!"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"What the hell took so long?"

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Comedy and tragedy masks

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

To read or not to read?

Shakespeare places his works in 'To Be' or 'Not To Be'.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'