Theater Techie Gifts

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

The Googler

Ascent of Machine.

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"What the hell took so long?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Scarpia's Palace

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

All the apps hidden within a phone

Friedrich Schiller

I've always been slower than computers...

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"