Sound Techie Gifts

'I said 'HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF GETTING A HEARING AID?'

Polly txt speak

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Ascent of Machine.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

Subwoofer

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

I've always been slower than computers...

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Man and Machine snoozing

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Statue of liberty selfie

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Computer Music

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'