Sound Techie Mugs

'I said 'HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF GETTING A HEARING AID?'

Polly txt speak

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Ascent of Machine.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Invest in technology."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Gadget geek.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Subwoofer

I've always been slower than computers...

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Man and Machine snoozing

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Computer Music

The Uses of a Stethoscope