The Daily Giggler Gifts

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

T-rex takes a selfie

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

A Grumble Bee

Confession Ratings.

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

'We've put Father O'Brien in charge of minor sins.'

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

'It's 'Wolverines Without Borders'. . . They want you to perform classic Fusco material in development countries where people don't have access to the comics.'

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

Keep the Status Quoing.

New! Stick-on Stigmata

"I'm breaking in a new pillow."

Salon of Apartment 4-N

'I don't have the heart to tell him we bought the farm and coming to take the signs down.'

'Guilty as sin!'

"My mom's getting remarried and I'm part of the transition team"

STRIP "I know they say shopping trolleys have a mind of their own, but this is ridiculus!!"