The Anxious Worker Gifts

"I was too anxious to sleep, too sleepy to work, and too lazy to go to the kitchen."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Tipping Pain Chart

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

You read me a story about a workaholic little engine, and you expect it to make me sleepy?

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

I work and work and never get ahead

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

Tree growing

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

Executive Panic Room.

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

The Job Interview

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

'You're in extreme danger because you eat too much. . .'

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

"Can you spare a few seconds to minimize my problems?"

"This is the software for my head."

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

"If any of you guys out there have lost your jobs, need some help and are struggling to cope, call me. I can't do anything, but it makes me feel better about my own shitty life."

Lunch.

"Now we know all about things completely out of our control."

"I can always tell when there's something on Ferguson's mind."

Idlewild.