Anxious Entrepreneur Gifts

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

Tree growing

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

Agoraphobic Explorer

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

The Job Interview

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

'You're in extreme danger because you eat too much. . .'

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

Man panicing because woman has washed his money filled shorts

"Call me a dreamer, but I see a world in which I give speeches without pants and find myself in the final exam of courses I never signed up for."

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

Idlewild.

You've been in there for quite a while, little buddy. Everything all right? Go away, Randy! Randy's rule #896: A confident person doesn't get tinkle-shy just because there's a long line waiting for him or her to finish. Still here. Go away!!!

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

'I should've known it sounded too good to be true!'

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

Turn off the tv! Blasphemy. I have Extreme Partisanship Syndrome. I can't hear about politics. I get too riled up. It could kill me. No more Fox, or MSNBC, or even the networks. Fine, but there are other options. Can't this kill me too? Just the mind. Tonight on Biggest Loser: Jog eating.

"Are there any careers where I won't get replaced by an app?"

"Anyway, all you'll need to worry about soon is which direction the wind is blowing."

Fear of frying.

Someone is always trying to force me to have more fun in my life phobia: 'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'