Anxious Entrepreneur Gifts

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Tree growing

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

Agoraphobic Explorer

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

The Job Interview

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

'You're in extreme danger because you eat too much. . .'

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

"Call me a dreamer, but I see a world in which I give speeches without pants and find myself in the final exam of courses I never signed up for."

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

Man panicing because woman has washed his money filled shorts

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

Idlewild.

'I should've known it sounded too good to be true!'

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

"Are there any careers where I won't get replaced by an app?"

"Anyway, all you'll need to worry about soon is which direction the wind is blowing."

Fear of frying.

Someone is always trying to force me to have more fun in my life phobia: 'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

'You need to go for a walk, but they can't find your leash! You start to panic...'