Crisis Entrepreneur Gifts

"I know it looks terrible, but I can see a lot of potential business opportunities over there."

Go team!

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"He's networking again!"

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"So what makes you think you're the right person for this post?" "Well, I'm highly motivated, outgoing and independently minded. Isn't that right, Dad?"

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'Seven companies in three years.'

"Panic can also be the mother of invention."

'My long term plan is to grow with the company.'

'Disaster!' they said. 'Great business opportunity,' I replied.

'Thanks to the horoscopes, I became pretty rich! I devise and sell that stuff!'

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'

'See, I told you we could cut out the middle men and sell the honey ourselves.'

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

'Anything on how to build a legacy, at the entry level?'

'I don't really believe in global warming... until I found a way to make money at it.'

Failed business ventures.

Don't be chicken. Follow your dreams.

Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and a mopper-upper guy. What? If only you'll give me more of a decision-making role, you'll find that I've got a lot of good ideas. Such as. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. I, uh … didn't really expect you to ask me right now. I sense a cash register that needs mopping.

Post Post Office

Your portfolio looks fine. It's your dreams we need to talk about.

Guru sells mountaintop franchises.