The Anxious Worker Pillows

"I was too anxious to sleep, too sleepy to work, and too lazy to go to the kitchen."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Tipping Pain Chart

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Tree growing

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

Executive Panic Room.

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

The Job Interview

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

'You're in extreme danger because you eat too much. . .'

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

"Can you spare a few seconds to minimize my problems?"

"This is the software for my head."

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

"Now we know all about things completely out of our control."

Lunch.

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

"Call me a dreamer, but I see a world in which I give speeches without pants and find myself in the final exam of courses I never signed up for."

"He usually works from home."