Stressed Worker Pillows

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'Sleep deprivation's the least of my worries; I can't get these amortisation bluebells to frangipane...'

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'Maybe we did pile too much work on his desk.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

Death Boss

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Sinking sales

"It's our latest targets...We have to do twice as much with half the stuff in a quarter of the time!"

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

"I'm your exit strategy."

Sold It All.

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'You're having a mid-life crises...'

'How did things go at the office today?'

'If you don't mind me saying, you're looking a little tired.'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

'I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress.'

'Ahhhh. Did I just feel the tension in here break, or was it the elastic on my underwear?'

"The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'In an effort to cut back on unnecessary expenses, I have decided not to pay your salaries.'

"Welcome aboard. Here're your ID, your door code, and your antacid."

'You've put up with a lot of teasing, childish pranks and harassment around here. I must say, I admire your restraint.'

'You're vaarking too aard,'