Test Guru Gifts

Dogs are in line waiting to take the 'S.A.T' test..

"We realize you do better on your I.Q. tests than you do on anything else, but you just cannot major in I.Q."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The Modern Novel.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Kirsten Johnson

Computer help.

Windows or Mac?

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

Tech support...can I help you!

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Animals are smarter than we think!

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."