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Dogs are in line waiting to take the 'S.A.T' test..

"We realize you do better on your I.Q. tests than you do on anything else, but you just cannot major in I.Q."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Kirsten Johnson

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Crocodile Selfie

Computer help.

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Tech support...can I help you!

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

"Computer Help Line? I think something bad has happened to my hard drive!"

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'