Quiz: Why is your two-year old so quiet
Terrible Twos Survivors Gifts
Looking for a cheeky gift for the parents or caregivers navigating the tumultuous yet charming terrible twos? Our collection of fun, creative items captures the wild spirit and adorable madness of this stage in toddlerhood. From humorous mugs to playful t-shirts, pillows, and prints, find a gift that celebrates the chaos and the cuteness in equal measure. Perfect for birthdays or just because, these gifts are sure to bring laughs and warm smiles.
Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.
"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."
'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'
"She does this when she's tired."
"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"
'He's doing it again.'
"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."
"Maybe we should follow that guy..."
"Nothing - he's ghosting you."
"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."
Our Summer Fantasy
"Every time there was a rift in our relationship, we got a cat."
'Tsk - he will keep throwing things out of the buggy.'
Hillary knew to not get too excited about being in remission since bad news could again come out of nowhere.
"My ex weighs at least 5 lbs and is 23 inches. He usually hangs around the old dock, and prefers worms. Remember, you didn't hear it from me..."
I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!
Robot Bores
"Of course we'll still be friends...."
'Frankly, my dear, you can keep the dam.'
"You have a giant rip in your pants."
"I'd invite you in, but I'm still cleaning up a few remnants from my previous relationship."
Divorcees Club - The Joy of Ex.
'Call the shrink. Herold's experiencing his first case of rug rage!'
"When he decided to take an early retirement, I took an early divorce."
'I've just discovered how much we two have in common - including my boyfriend!'
'I love you, but I have to keep moving or I'll suffocate and die.'
"Hey, isn't that your "ex" over the road?"
Yomp' career cut short by beanball!
"I've learned to live with the ever-present specter of death, but mostly because it's started chipping in for rent."
The Beginning of One of Those Days
'As we parted, my hubby said that he couldn't live without me. . . I asked him to do the honourable deed.'
"Well, your mother did warn us about the terrible twos."
'Thought he was God's gift to women. Fortunately, I was able to re-gift him.'
"The neck cone bothers you? But you knew I was obsessive before we dated."
Terrible Twos Survivors Gifts Collection
Terrible Twos Survivors Mugs
Love our fun mugs? Discover more hilarious and heartfelt products in our collection for surviving the terrible twos—perfect for the coffee or tea lover in your life.
Terrible Twos Survivors Pillows
Bring humor home with our amusing pillows, a cozy way to celebrate surviving the wild and wonderful terrible twos with laughter.
Terrible Twos Survivors Prints
Decorate your space with wit! Our prints capturing the spirit of the terrible twos add personality and humor to any room, making them ideal for parents with a sense of fun.
Terrible Twos Survivors T-Shirts
Find your new favorite tee! Browse our range of playful t-shirts celebrating the hilarious chaos of the terrible twos, designed for parents who are still smiling through the chaos.