Terrible Twos Gifts

"She does this when she's tired."

'Call the shrink. Herold's experiencing his first case of rug rage!'

'He's doing it again.'

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"I love you, you big fool."

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Quiz: Why is your two-year old so quiet

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

Our Summer Fantasy

'Tsk - he will keep throwing things out of the buggy.'

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

Express Check-out: Two babies or less

Late for his dinner date for the third time, Randy finds-out the real danger of 'Asalt' weapons. . .

Lovers Guide, "I can't get it in !"

Tennis Match.

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

'At least the mess I make is all in one place'

"Of course I want your opinion... that's why I told you what it was."

'His 'get up and go' usually surfaces once the pub's opened'

As she came into season, Trixie know the relationship had to end.

"Well, your mother did warn us about the terrible twos."

"Will I go on a date with you?... Sure, why don't we make it Saturday, 18th May, 2086?"

Wretched Filth/Wretched Filth with Disco Ball

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Fakir uses a porcupine as a pillow.

'These are the twins, 'Whipper' & 'Snapper,'!'

"Of course the computer showed us having a lot in common - we're twins!"