Terrible Twos Wrangler Gifts

"Well, your mother did warn us about the terrible twos."

'Tsk - he will keep throwing things out of the buggy.'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

'Beware of the teenager.'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"She does this when she's tired."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'I told you he had a temper.'

'He's doing it again.'

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"I mean, he does have a point."

"I see you have 3 teenagers, so this stress test should be a breeze."

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

Quiz: Why is your two-year old so quiet

"Can't you keep your parenting to yourselves?"

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

'Of course I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad?!'

Mum feeds teens with shovel

Our Summer Fantasy

"Oh no, not dinner again!"

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

"It's blank!!"