Terrible Twos Wrangler Pillows

"Well, your mother did warn us about the terrible twos."

'Tsk - he will keep throwing things out of the buggy.'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Beware of the teenager.'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"She does this when she's tired."

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"I mean, he does have a point."

'I told you he had a temper.'

'He's doing it again.'

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

"I see you have 3 teenagers, so this stress test should be a breeze."

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Quiz: Why is your two-year old so quiet

Mum feeds teens with shovel

Our Summer Fantasy

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

"Can't you keep your parenting to yourselves?"

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

'Of course I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad?!'

"Oh no, not dinner again!"

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

"It's blank!!"