Pet Mess Wrangler Pillows

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

A child and his dog

Flies up the ante!

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

'Of course I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad?!'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

Heel! Toe!

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'