Terracotta Aficionado Gifts

'But we agreed on terracotta- you liked terracotta! I am not sending them back!'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

The Rubber Ball Company

You're the botanicals in my gin

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'I can change! I swear!'

'Happy now?'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

Sermon on the Grounds...

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

It's more than a mike!

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

LEGO profits.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Roller Coasters