Terroir Aficionado Gifts

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

An Unexpected Guest.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Taking it easy

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Shellfie

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

Kangeroo and joey

The garden lady.

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Rattlecornsnake

Snail crossing

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"The management asks that you not throw genetically engineered tomatoes. Use the ordinary ones if you must."

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

It MUST be Valentines Day!

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!

It was an impulse buy.

Butterflies and moths

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Sure, it's nice. It was just this spring I was hoping for a jacuzzi!

....And solving technical problems.