Terracotta Aficionado Prints

'But we agreed on terracotta- you liked terracotta! I am not sending them back!'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

The Rubber Ball Company

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'I can change! I swear!'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

It's more than a mike!

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Roller Coasters