Terraces Gifts

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

The Adventures of God

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Selfie Stick

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Hither and Yon sign

Motor Tourism

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Tree house.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"It's just a tree."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Recess does things to a man."

Tree Passion

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring