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"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Selfie Stick

Hither and Yon sign

Tree house.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Adventures of God

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Motor Tourism

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Tree Passion

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Recess does things to a man."

"It's just a tree."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring