Trees Gifts

"I'm tired."

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

Poplar trees. Not very poplar trees.

'Ha ha, stop tickling me, Billy!'

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

"No more sugar maples till you finish your evergreen!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"That is so adorable. The tree is hugging you back!"

"I don't mind the tree huggers, but the tree humpers creep me out."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Gesundheit.'

Autumnal Comb-Over.

'Did you know it's Arbor Day?'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Oak Tree

'I did our branch of the family tree. Turns out we're birch and northern pine.'

Free Hugs

"Repent, lest the axe of judgement fall upon thee."

Ah-choo! He's allergic to fir.

'Anyone understand the flap over stem cells?'

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

Man takes picture of lone leaf on tree.

'I'd give anything to be able to sit down.'

"We're trying to help you!"

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'We changed our return policy about 20 years ago.'

"Will you stop going on about zero carbon by 2050, you're scaring the children."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Sawing a branch

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

'Get your hands off my husband.'

Intelligent people laugh too!