Trees Gifts

"I'm tired."

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

Poplar trees. Not very poplar trees.

'Ha ha, stop tickling me, Billy!'

"No more sugar maples till you finish your evergreen!"

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

'It's a dogwood tree. I can tell by it's bark.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"That is so adorable. The tree is hugging you back!"

"I don't mind the tree huggers, but the tree humpers creep me out."

'Did you know it's Arbor Day?'

'Gesundheit.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Oak Tree

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

"We're trying to help you!"

Free Hugs

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Sawing a branch

'I'd give anything to be able to sit down.'

'Get your hands off my husband.'

'Anyone understand the flap over stem cells?'

'We changed our return policy about 20 years ago.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

Man takes picture of lone leaf on tree.

"Repent, lest the axe of judgement fall upon thee."

"Will you stop going on about zero carbon by 2050, you're scaring the children."

"You look ridiculous."

The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness

Fall fashions