Tennis Court Jester Gifts

"We've got a problem."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

TV jester.

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

COWS: Cow Pong

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"#notguilty."

Yawning barristers in court

A baby in court

"I say we move on to dessert."

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Medieval headlines.

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Basketball.

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

Justice 4 Ron

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."