Tennis Court Jester Prints

"We've got a problem."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'How about a game of cards?'

TV jester.

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"#notguilty."

COWS: Cow Pong

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Yawning barristers in court

"I say we move on to dessert."

A baby in court

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

Justice 4 Ron

Medieval headlines.

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

Basketball.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.