Judiciary Jester Prints

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

Extreme Court of the United States

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

Murphy, Murphy & Murphy - Attorneys of our law.

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'How about a game of cards?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"#notguilty."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Yawning barristers in court

A baby in court

"I say we move on to dessert."

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Justice 4 Ron

Basketball.

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."