Temporary Employment Coordinator Gifts

'I know the ad said 'temporary,' but when did you say you had your last contraction?'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'If he has a pulse, hire him!'

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

"We try to treat volunteers like regular members of staff, impossible workloads and no resources."

Charity Shop Income on Rise

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

Human resources department is a stock full of humans.

'Loosing your job managing the community centre was obviously a blow...but luckily we have come up with a volunteering opportunity for you...'

'Nobody turned up to the 'effective communications' seminar...they didn't get our memo.'

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'

Contractor Ants

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

"Sorry, Thompson. No temps on the corporate huddle."

"I'll be right back. If you need anything, just holler."

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

"You're old enough to learn how to work a party."

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"