Temperamental Golfer Pillows

"Your swing's improving but we still need to work on your grip."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Too many beers at lunch?

Pest control.

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

Farmer Golf

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'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

'It takes more than a stormy day to keep me off the green...'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

The 19th hole