Telly Relaxer Gifts

Man and TV have both fallen asleep

"Ahhh... close enough."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Chillaxing!

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"What's wrong?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I like what I do but I love what I don't do.'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

Lazy dog.

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

'How's the executive training program, going?'

His entire life was about balance.

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

The Modern Tourist

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

Some eggs are having a good time in the boiling water as if it were a jacuzzi.

'T.M., have you ever considered taking up golf like most executives?'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you Fred?"

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

Legalization of marijuana

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

"My inner-slacker is crying out to be released."