Telecommunications Executive Gifts

'Looks like the cable merger is concentrating too much market in one telecommunications giant.'

"I'm the CEO of a giant telecommunications firm - but that's just to put food on the table. My real ambition is to be a waiter."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Data From a Truck

"We've been cancelled."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

TV Situations vacant.

'What does the internet have against my people?'

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"We've induced the stem cells to grow into a fully functional, organically embedded communication device. We're calling it a 'cell phone'."

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

Networking

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.