Telecommunications Executive Pillows

'Looks like the cable merger is concentrating too much market in one telecommunications giant.'

"I'm the CEO of a giant telecommunications firm - but that's just to put food on the table. My real ambition is to be a waiter."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

TV Situations vacant.

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"It was a lot easier to keep up with the Joneses before they replaced their entire workforce with robots."

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'It's engaged.'

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."