Telecommunications Officer Pillows

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

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'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

'It's getting harder to tell when the news stops and the spin begins.'

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

Progressive Media Outlets and The Right.

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"We've induced the stem cells to grow into a fully functional, organically embedded communication device. We're calling it a 'cell phone'."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Networking

'It's engaged.'

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"