Telecommunications Manager Gifts

"It's tough being a media exec. There's always a threat of good news breaking out."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

HUAWEI 5G

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

'What does the internet have against my people?'

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

'It's engaged.'

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

Undersized Load

"We've induced the stem cells to grow into a fully functional, organically embedded communication device. We're calling it a 'cell phone'."

Networking

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

I'm sorry Charles is unavailable for polite comment.