Telecommunications Employee Gifts

Mobile Phone Company - "Good morning - customer care line."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Data From a Truck

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

The first transatlantic communication.

'It's engaged.'

Networking

"We've induced the stem cells to grow into a fully functional, organically embedded communication device. We're calling it a 'cell phone'."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

Telephone Box

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

The HR department at the tech company allowed Randy the use of their therapy robot.

"Yeah. Ever see those cell phone towers that look like trees?" "Dude. That beak..."

"It's James Earl Jones from Verizon again—he wants to know if we still respect him as an actor."

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

Alexander Graham Bell sends the first text/sext message to Watson that says 'Mr. Waston, Come here. STOP. I want to see you. STOP. What are you wearing? STOP'

Bell invents the telephone.