Telecommunications Employee Mugs

Mobile Phone Company - "Good morning - customer care line."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

'What does the internet have against my people?'

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"We've induced the stem cells to grow into a fully functional, organically embedded communication device. We're calling it a 'cell phone'."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

'It's engaged.'

Networking

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

"Yeah. Ever see those cell phone towers that look like trees?" "Dude. That beak..."

Telephone Box

The HR department at the tech company allowed Randy the use of their therapy robot.

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

"It's James Earl Jones from Verizon again—he wants to know if we still respect him as an actor."

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

Bell invents the telephone.

Alexander Graham Bell sends the first text/sext message to Watson that says 'Mr. Waston, Come here. STOP. I want to see you. STOP. What are you wearing? STOP'

South America and Europe by phone.