New Job In Telecommunications Gifts

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Mac OS 20

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The First Martian Dog.

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'New Game'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

Cloud Computing.

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Data From a Truck

"I got connected to the internet!"

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'I'm grooming you for this position and giving you a makeover.'

'What does the internet have against my people?'

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Desert wifi

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

'It's engaged.'

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"We've induced the stem cells to grow into a fully functional, organically embedded communication device. We're calling it a 'cell phone'."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Networking

"Come in, Wilson. I've traded my phone for some booze. Just another unexpected consequence of the breakup of AT&T."

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."