Telecommunication Professional Gifts

"At the bottom of the ocean – why, where are you?"

Smartphone

'Well, operator, it's sort of person to person.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Have your people call my people."

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

"Fact amnesty"

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

S.S.dot.com

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

HUAWEI 5G

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Laid off from a dot-com? Ask about our resume-writing software.

'What does the internet have against my people?'

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'