Telecommunications Specialist Gifts

Technology continues to improve communication.

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

"You get the feeling that it's trying to communicate with us."

The Evolution of Communication

Hello Arthur "Just checking to see that the fax got through O.K."

South America and Europe by phone.

"Well, if you can't trust software upgrades, who can you trust?"

How to Start your Own Telecomms. Company

Fax Communications - Bicycle Messengers

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

"Oh, my mother's learned a lot from this campaign. She sends me five robocalls a day."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

"Go ahead, I'm listening."

'I can't hear a thing!'

'What does the internet have against my people?'

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

"Our phone's 'on-hold' music system is temporarily down."

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

"You may have gotten huge saving on our phone service, Johnson, but this isn't AT&T!"

"We've induced the stem cells to grow into a fully functional, organically embedded communication device. We're calling it a 'cell phone'."

'It says, your signal is important to us...'

'You don't say! I'm a recording, too!'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"No, no. It's three thumps for call waiting and five thumps for call forwarding."

Networking

'I'm talking to your uncle Gerald, who is over twenty miles away - isn't it marvellous' - 'Tsk - conference call with New York has cut out...cant get a signal out here...how crap is that?'

'Is that an Orange?'

"If you have a touch tone telephone, please choose from the following 12,847 options. . ."

Communications unit soldier receiving a medal.

Man traveling to a conference via a 'Video Tele Conferencing' giant telephone

"He's in the counting house. That's Extension 5198."