Telecommunication Professional Prints

"At the bottom of the ocean – why, where are you?"

Smartphone

'Well, operator, it's sort of person to person.'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Have your people call my people."

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

"Fact amnesty"

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Data From a Truck

"We've been cancelled."

S.S.dot.com

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

HUAWEI 5G

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Do your emails stand out from the rest?

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"It's not your phone service... you're talking into a spring roll."